Imagine there's a big race ... maybe the biggest, most important race ever!

 

But just when you're expecting mighty contenders to appear, who should arrive but a bunch of clowns Who let these clowns in this race?! I’m not rooting for these clowns!!! Never before have the candidates been more goofy and harebrained. Never have they seemed less qualified and fit for the job - like they are sideshow for the real race to come. But ... NOPE!

 

These are really the clowns you get! You’ll laugh until you cry!